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On The Train Ride Home

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Namjoon already knows that he’s late but that doesn’t stop him from trying.
He’s practically performing parkour as he vaults himself down the last few steps, miraculously avoiding falling flat on his face. But his new-found athletic abilities are for naught as the last train pulls out, the sound of the trams screeching rather morosely as though in apology.
Wheezing and panting in a way he knows is probably not healthy for a person his age, Namjoon mentally prepares himself for a melodramatic 5 hour walk home when hurried footsteps approach the station.
Rushing in and looking every bit hassled and hopeless as Namjoon felt was him.
He’s wheezing and cursing, watching despondently as the train vanishes deep into the tunnel and out of sight. Groaning, he looks over at Namjoon, giving him a hopeless smile that’s a whole lot more charming than it needed to be.
‘Well,’ he laughs breathlessly, ‘We’re fucked.’
Namjoon can only nod in agreement.

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AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14731061

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Anonymous asked:

hiii, i love your stuff! I was wondering if you can do a fic about miles getting upset because reader is getting too much attention from other guys on a post 😺

laaailuh answered:

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Delete it.🕸️🕷️

pairing:e!42 miles x black!reader

warnings:lightswearing

Summary:Miles gets upset because youre receiving too much attention from other guys on a bikini post.

a/n:imtryingtogettheserequestsdone

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  • I saw it, you can delete it now

  • ???

  • your new post

  • hell nah 💀

Seen

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Incoming facetime call from Miles💕

“So you gon’ delete it or not?“

“Why would I do that?”

“Cause niggas are commenting some crazy shit and ion like dat.”

“I can’t tell if you’re actually being serious right now.”

“Dead ass.”

“Well, I’m not deleting it.”

He rubbed his face in frustration. “I’m not tryna argue with you baby.”

“Then don’t?”

“Look, the way these guys are talking under there is making it seem like they don’t know you wit’ someone.”

“I’m sure they do, I tagged your account on my boobs.”

He scrunched his face and then opened up your post again.

“Oh shit, you did.”

You rolled your eyes, “Yeah dumbass.”

“Ight, what if you disable the comments?”

“Bye Miles.” You said and hung up the call.

This nigga really don’t give up.

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As you were wiping off your makeup, you heard your bedroom door open.

“Yo.”

Turning your head towards the voice, you saw your boyfriend standing next to the doorway.

“Who let you in?”

“Your mamma did.”

You turned your head back around, facing your vanity.

He sat on the edge of your bed. “I’m sorry about earlier, I realized I was being possessive and controlling.”

“Damn right.”

He turned your chair sideways, “It’s hard to apologize if you’re not looking at me Ma.”

You sighed and put your wipes down.

“I bought your shein and sephora cart, should be coming in two weeks or so.”

A genuine smile spread across your lips, “You did?”

“Wow, look who’s smilin’? Hopefully you can drop this little attitude f'me then.”

“You know I was gonna forgive you either way? Kinda just played your self right there.”

Miles grinned and pulled you onto his lap.

“Mhm…did I mention how sexy you looked in those photos?”

You shook your head.

He took your hand and kissed your knuckles. “Bueno, te lo digo ahora, princesa.” (Well i’m telling you now, princess.“)

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#this post has 10k notes to me

accessibleaesthetics

Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

Gordon Ramsay staring in disbeliefALT

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

Gordon Ramsay looking at something with shock and alarmALT

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

Gordon Ramsay resting his hand on his chin as he stares with a pained expression, eyes squintingALT

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

Gordon Ramsay staring with a look of shock and disbelief.ALT

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

When you left this tag three days ago, I thought "that's so sweet, but no. No way this concept is even close to that popular."

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as a kitchen nightmares watcher, this would be fantastic.

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TOO MANY CURLS

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❤︎︎ pairing: Miles (e!1610) × Miles (e!42) × fem!black!reader

❤︎︎ genre: fluff

❤︎︎ cw: Miles (e!42) is named Myles (creative Ik), Myles being tender headed lol, reader gets relaxer, cussing, reader is tender headed :(

❤︎︎ summary: Spider-Man!Miles and Prowler!Miles as Twins where you get a relaxer and they lose their shit (feat. Rio Morales)

❤︎︎ w/c: 1k

❤︎︎ a/n: Thought it would be funny to write this like drabble, also I feel light in the Morales home they take hair routine VERY seriously so I wanted to write what would happen if this played out.

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You’ve been embracing your thick curls since you were a little girl. Your love for your natural hair was absolute, but lately, the maintenance had become overwhelming. Wash days were a struggle, the pain of detangling made you dread the process, and the amount of combs you had broken was making a run for your money.

So you decided to get a relaxer.

“It was either that or the big chop” you reasoned with yourself. It had to happen at some point you concluded. 

Months have passed since you made the switch, and you've had mixed feelings. You sometimes miss the bouncy curls that used to define your look, but it’s like a weight has been lifted off your head, literally.

On this particular day, you decided to visit the Morales family after receiving a heartfelt text from Mrs. Morales,  “Necesito a mi dulce ángel de vuelta a casa (I need my sweet angel back home)."

Walking through the familiar corridors of the apartment building, you feel a sense of nostalgia. These hallways have witnessed your growth since childhood. As you approached the Morales' apartment door, you gave a soft knock, hoping to find the family inside.

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nova-cares

#notajordancreaser

a/n: title is still pending, but the scene from ITSV when Miles was n his tip toes KILLS me to this day. anyway, here's chapter one! no banner rn because i'm still learning how to do that.

word count: 913


The first day of school is always hard. It only gets harder when it’s your first day of college at an elite university. 

Iman’s first challenge, though? Moving in. As she and her parents lugged all her items into her community dorm, her stomach turned with anxiety. 

“Momma, what if my roommate is a weirdo?” Iman questioned, her face scrunched up at the thought of living with someone she wasn’t compatible with. Iman looked around the dorm and saw that one-half had already been decorated. Her roommate’s side was decorated with shades of pink and blue, and posters for various rock bands were hung over the bed. She frowned slightly, unsure of living with a stranger.

“I don't think your roommate will be a weirdo, Iman. Just give her a chance! She sounds friendly enough… What was her name? Gina? Grace?” Iman’s mother did her best to be reassuring.

Iman huffed at her mom’s attempt to soothe her, as she put her first few boxes into her new room. “Gwen, Mom. Her name is Gwen Stacy. Apparently, she’s an engineering student, too.”


Iman’s dad nodded, a bright smile on his face. “Good! Maybe you guys can be study buddies.”

Iman laughed at her dad. “Yeah, maybe we can.”

Iman’s parents helped her move in, then they bid her a bittersweet goodbye. Her mother hugged her tight, a small smile on her face and tears in her eyes. 

“Bye, baby! Remember, Harlem is only a few hours away. Don't forget to call us!”

Iman waved as her parents drove off with a faint smile and her stomach in a knot.

“Bye, Mom. Bye, Daddy!”

She turned and walked back into her dorm building. When she returned, she saw her roommate was back. She had a blonde undercut and an eyebrow piercing. Hm, she seems cool enough, Iman thought to herself as she approached the girl. She reached her hand out and tapped her on the shoulder.

“Hey. I’m Iman. Your roommate.” She gave her a faint smile as she cringed internally. Obviously, you’re her roommate! All your shit’s on the other side of the room, who else would pack all these shoes for college?

Gwen just smiled brightly, her small gap on display.

“Sick! I’m Gwen. Mechanical Engineering major, what about you?”

Iman felt relief flood her system, having something in common with her roommate. She smiled wider as she replied

“Biomedical Engineering. Do you have Engineering 1050 this semester with Dr. Matthews?”

Gwen nodded and then beckoned Iman to follow her out of their room.

“Yeah, I do. That’s pretty cool. I’m not sure if you’ve made any friends here yet, but I’m going to meet some friends from high school if you want to join?”

Iman shrugged and began following Gwen to a commons space. It was cozy, with furniture in the university’s theme. There were couches spread around the room, and several people taking them up. Pointed to each person that she knew, and introduced them.

“We all went to Visions Academy in Brooklyn together. Those are the twins, Miles, and Miles G., then there’s Pavitr and Margo.”

Iman waved, her face neutral. She looked at each person Gwen pointed out, but her eyes locked on the twins. ‘Twins, and they’re both named Miles? Hm.’ Iman thought to herself. She and Gwen sat down, and Iman seamlessly fit herself into their friend group. She cracked all the right jokes, and even managed to befriend Margo quickly. She learned that they were all engineering majors, and taking the same section of Engineering 1050. As she made conversation with the group, she noticed one of the twins constantly looking down at her shoes. Eventually, he spoke up in a soft, but firm tone.

“You must be a collector for real to get your hands on those,” He nodded down at Iman’s shoes. She wore a pair of Jordan 4s in the retro Georgetown colorway. Iman looked down and shrugged, a smug smile on her face. They were her favorite pair, so she loved when people noticed them.

“Nah, not really,” A lie. The amount of sneakers and other shoes she packed was honestly concerning. “Just got lucky gettin’ my hands on ‘em.”

Iman looked down and saw that he wore a pair of Ray Allen Jordan 7s. She glanced slightly to the right and saw the other Morales twin wearing Jordan 1s, in the OG Chicago colorway. She scoffed and gestured to the twins' feet. 

“Y’all gotta be sneakerheads to have those! Those are hard.”

Margo groaned and cut in, a snarky grin on her face.

“Oh, God! Don’t get them started girl. You’ll never escape the sneaker conversation.”

The Miles wearing 1s scoffed and replied to Margo in a defensive tone.

“Hey! We don’t talk about shoes that much!... Do we?”

“Bruh, you and Miles G literally talked about one pair for 30 minutes last week. Pavitr timed it!”

Miles and Margo argued while Iman studied the other brother; Miles G.. She took note of how he varied from just Miles; he had twin braids and a more serious demeanor than his twin brother. Despite that, Iman found him pretty cute. She made eye contact with Miles G. and he smirked at her, as if he found her staring funny. She immediately averted her gaze to Pavitr shouting at Miles, trying to play off the fact that she was studying him.

She smiled to herself, suddenly looking forward to starting college.


iman's shoe: https://www.goat.com/sneakers/air-jordan-4-retro-georgetown-pe-aj4-1043505

miles' shoe: https://www.goat.com/sneakers/air-jordan-1-retro-high-og-chicago-555088-101?utm_source=google_ads&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=20272243100&utm_content=&gclid=Cj0KCQjwiIOmBhDjARIsAP6YhSUX-vOVaHdSH40WEQu0Jwx-jnWCGHIfn_MNMqku53u1QoDXNnQ8EC0aAj7XEALw_wcB

miles g's shoe: https://www.goat.com/sneakers/air-jordan-7-retro-ray-allen-bucks-away-304775-053?utm_source=google_ads&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=16777436806&utm_content=&gclid=Cj0KCQjwiIOmBhDjARIsAP6YhSXgHZhvgXqBRA1sh0KC07i0obs0t1mqAXi2FMCk3wGd9My-3039ViEaAr8MEALw_wcB

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 (um.. this takes place circa 96-99 cuz why not.) 

   The bitter aroma of coffee hit my nose when I walked into the bookstore. The little café at the front often took over the store, people rarely came for books anymore. I prepared for my long shift, the line way already ridiculously long. So long, if fact, I couldn’t see how anyone could bear to stand in it. My co-worker, Andrew, was beginning to become restless with annoyed customers lined up in front of him.

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spidey-bie

I need Miles G. to be just as much as a nerd as 1610 Miles in BTSV. Like his initial reaction at the end of ATSV was a fake out. He immediately starts geeking out over Miles. Questioning what could possibly be going on. Doppelganger? Secret Twin? The multiverse is real? He sees Miles trying to use his electricity and is like, YOU HAVE ELECTRICITY. You have now triggered an info dump and now he wants to study Miles under a microscope. The boy is 15. Why does he gotta be tough? Why not nerdy? Just because he's the Prowler? Or is there some other reason why he was automatically perceived as a thug?

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moodysunflowerbaby

E!42 Miles x fem reader w/a resting bitch face part 2


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Miles loves the fact that you rarely ever smile unless it’s cause of him or something you said


Makes him feel like the luckiest nigga on earth ong


Like a random mf will pull up and give you a line that you’ve heard thousands of times, whether it be from a movie or it was told to you by someone else


And you’d just stare at them like 😐😐😑😐


It’s disconcerting to them but funny asl for Miles cause he’ll waltz up behind you and wrap an arm around your waist


“This idiot troublin’ you, Ma?”


“To be honest, ion even remember why he was here; I just looked at him cause it’s polite to watch who’s talking to you. Never said anything about listening when you don’t want to though.”


When the mf leaves cause he sees he has no chance, Miles is looking at you til you turn your head to look at him


“What?”


“Nothin’. You jus mad pretty.”


Oh. . . Oh look at you now, turning your head to fight the smile coming to your face


Score


A girl decide to brush up on him when you’re not present? He don’t entertain them unless he knows you’re gonna be by him in about three minutes


Just so he can get the chance to push past them and walk over to you


“Hey, Ma. You ready to head out?”


“Mhm.”


You think he doesn’t catch the minute smirk you make at the scowling faces of the girls who were trying to flirt with him, but he does


Finds it hot as hell


If you’re hanging out with him and he’s on the game by himself, he’ll pause it and look at you for a couple moments til you look at him


“. . . Ws wrong.”


Mf won’t answer, he’ll simply squish your cheeks into duck lips and kiss them before turning his game back on like nothin’ happened


Have fun rebooting for a good bit


Laughs as you glare and pout at him out the corner of his eye, and absolutely revels in the smile that eventually breaks out across your face as you hide behind your hands and roll away


If you ever take a picture near him and you’re using your resting face for the serious yet beautiful aesthetic, prepare to have mans ruin it


He will dart by and give you the biggest smooch on your face and disappear


You know those obnoxiously loud kisses those irritatin’ ass boyfriends give you just to be a menace??? YEAH THAT


Mf won’t even stay for the picture, beat him tf up for it 😒


If you ever come to him lore dumping, he’s either listening while paying attention to your animated expressions or he’s completely enraptured and not listening to a single thing you said


Literally no thoughts behind his eyes aside from “This girl really is mine, goddamn.”


“And then it turns out that Ethan is the one leading his daughter through out. . . Miles is you listenin’ or nah.”


“I’m not gon hold you?? I’m just watching your fine ass shine in front of me. The sun was supposed to set two hours ago.”


STUFF A PILLOW IN HIS FACE BEFORE YOU START GIGGLING, HE NOT GON STOP IF YOU LET HIM HEAR IT


There are days where Miles does nothing but stare at your face, and when you look at him there’s a 4% chance he’ll smile at you like 1610 did in the first movie when he thought about dipping to see Uncle Aaron


“Y’know you’re beautiful t’me, right Mamas?”


“Yeah. . .”


“Good. ‘S thinkin’ I ain’t tell you enough.”


“You tell me almost every day.”


“Long as you know. My pretty lil’ thing.”


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